marstheinfomage ([info]marstheinfomage) wrote,
  • Mood: bouncy
  • Music: Kitaro - City Of The Ancients (FF7 soundtrack)

Zombie lectures

during a talk with my friend Shaduan, she produced the following list of classes for zombies after a random comment made by yours truly put her mind in the right gear :)

Step 1: Lurching...
Step 2: Putrefaction...
Step 3: Dietary changes...
Step 4: Enunciation...
"Now, repeat after me: BRAAAAAAAAAAINSSS..."
"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSSSSSS..."
Step 5: How to kill friends and eat people...
Step 6: Accepting that decapitation is not always the end of the world...
Step 7: Neutral Hungry is an acceptable alignment
Step 8: Undead Yes! Unperson No! Your rights as a member of the Differently Alive

don't I have wonderful friends? :)

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